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egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

Anonymous
asks:
does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

darreneverettcriss:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

needsmoreexplosions:

leather-jacket-nepeta:

guys what the fuck

skeletons aren’t real

then what’s THIS

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

biatch2013:

One note doesn’t put food on the table

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

ladyhistory:

The Fun-Filled Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII | PART XIV

bonquayyy:

notyetfamouslyfamous:

caprediem:

iihateurls:

the-absolute-best-posts:

agentbartowski:

STILL ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS TO EVER EXIST

SEND HELP

oh my jesus.

oh my god this is perf. I’m crying okay.

bringing this back.